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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Leonard Hatred 10:53 Wed Jul 5
Cheap holidays in warm destinations in January
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Iron Duke 10:56 Wed Jul 5
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Canary Islands

joe royal 10:57 Wed Jul 5
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You did this last year and went to Fuerteventura. The world ain’t changed that much. I’m guessing the answers will still be the same.

iphammer 11:00 Wed Jul 5
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how long for and what do you class as cheap? ££ , £££,
££££ ?

ray winstone 11:12 Wed Jul 5
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Benidorm, you’ll fit right in there.

goose 11:14 Wed Jul 5
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How warm are we talking?

westhammerer 11:25 Wed Jul 5
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I am a circus entertainer and was travelling back to the UK from Kuwait with five other performers after an event. There were two of us who love the game of backgammon, so, once settled at the airport, we set up a board to play.

Engrossed in multiple games, we suddenly became conscious of our names being called over the PA system for the last call for our flight and leapt into action, heading off at a run along an enormous concourse, up flights of stairs and onwards, only to find that we needed to take a shuttle to another terminal.

Alighting this at a sprint, we found there was another considerable distance to the gate. Thankfully, we made it in time and when we relayed our story to the gate staff, they told us that it was a 45-minute journey to get there from where we’d started. We had made it in 12,

So, Kuwait would be my suggestion.

riosleftsock 11:31 Wed Jul 5
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"I am a circus entertainer and was travelling back to the UK from Kuwait...."

Not something you read every day on a football forum. The backgammon thing made it even better.

Nurse Ratched 11:33 Wed Jul 5
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12 minutes is impressive for a bunch of circus midgets.

goose 11:36 Wed Jul 5
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They shot the midgets out of a cannon.

The other 11 minutes was waiting for westhammerer on his unicycle.

happygilmore 11:39 Wed Jul 5
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Nurse Ratched 11:33 Wed Jul 5
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12 minutes is impressive

Clearly they were using circus stilts

riosleftsock 11:39 Wed Jul 5
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I'm hoping he's a juggling lion-tamer combo.

Gary Strodders shank 11:40 Wed Jul 5
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You can normally pick up a 7 day break to Puerto de la Cruz (north of Tenerife) half board for less than £500.
Always used to go in February with Thomas Cook hotel Miramar for about £350 before they went bust and COVID hit.

yngwies Cat 11:42 Wed Jul 5
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Is that with Royal? Honeymoon?

yngwies Cat 11:47 Wed Jul 5
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Fuck, I meant JR Royle..not Tolkien..

Had a drink and having a mare

simon.s 11:51 Wed Jul 5
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Went to Cape Town in Jan. Flight a bit on the lumpy side, but great weather and cheap when you’re out there.

Nurse Ratched 11:58 Wed Jul 5
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Westhammerer - you know when you go through airport security...do they check how many CCs of liquid are in your squirty flower brooch?

riosleftsock 12:02 Thu Jul 6
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Nurse, I just hope I never get stuck behind him at security when they ask him to empty his pockets.

Nurse Ratched 12:04 Thu Jul 6
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Arf!

westhammerer 12:11 Thu Jul 6
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People like to romanticise life on tour,under the big top, clown water flower et al...

But it;s basically like any other job, except with different, crazy, working hours. Wake up at 9, eat, go to work at 10, work till 8, beer till 3, sleep till 17. We had ten or more shows per halfweek, with mondays off, sometimes.

Some cities were awesome (Barcelona and Amsterdam), and others were bleak as fuck (Dusseldorf... I dont miss your cold damp dark winters. Or your cool springs or languid autumn). I laughed a lot, but I also cried a lot. Its all fun and awesomeness until one of your loved ones back home has a paper cut and youre halfway across the world and not with your family, where you should be.

Anyway.

A typical day (for me) would be to wake up around 9.30ish, have breakfast - obs avocado toast with marmite and nutella side, warm up on my instrument (gotta practice those long tones, scales and technique), and either run some errands or go to the big top if we had an afternoon rehearsal.

Afternoons on site would be used for soundchecks or adjusting music cues (if we had a sick acrobat or different horses, music would have to be changed a bit), or band meetings. (Accrobats and equestrian artists would train, do yoga, reblock dance routines, or warm-up and train horses, etc).

Then came dinner (avocado on toast with marmelade and peanut butter side) , make-up, line check, soundcheck, and show time. We'd be done around 11PM, and off the site around 11.30. A lot here would depend on the access to recreational drugs, yoga studios, and glory holes.

Depending on the city we were in, Id bike home or take the train/subway. Once or twice a week, Id go out for a drink with tour mates.

Fun stuff:

It was pretty cool to live in all those awesome European cities.

I got to work in a new environment - as a trained classical musician used to work in an accoustic milieu - chamber emsemble or orchestra -, working in a 7 piece showband with soundmen, microphones, headphones, preamps, horses, clowns, elephants, trapeise artists, lion tamers, and all! was golden exprience, I now know how to work efficiently in a recording studio).

Leonard Hatred 12:18 Thu Jul 6
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